lets start a swedish sibling band together
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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