Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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