So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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