I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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