I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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