so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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