ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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