So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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