Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
only you would photoshop your dick
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
