found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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