If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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