dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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