Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did you just see the Batmobile???
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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