How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize