just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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