I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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