Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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