Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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