oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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