There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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