I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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