Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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