it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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