Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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