He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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