Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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