Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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