when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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