can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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