Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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