Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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