You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Tell her she can't have a vagina
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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