fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I think people are normalizing furries
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
