so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
