Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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