we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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