how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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