Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
