I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
