...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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