The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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