Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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