if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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