Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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