I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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