please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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