I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You may now shotgun with the bride
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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