You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
