Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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