You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
