Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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