Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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