plz talk dirty to me
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
splinters make it hard to masturbate
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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