so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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